Cult of 2, part #1

We (Storm and I) belonged to the Guild of Metaphormorhic Dreamers. But we split off to become Zensplenderifics, after receiving zensplendent revelations. Mainly sexual in nature. But, in order to maintain the balance, and being the only two members of these cult/religions (use whichever term receives the greatest legal protections/least government interference) we periodically must pick up the chalice of the guild to harass those nefarious splitters, the Zensplenderfics.
Maybe we will change that up later, each taking turns, I'll be a guild member and she'll be a dirty "'fic" (short of course for those nogoodnik zensplenderifics), or I'll be the dirty ficer and she'll be a guilded karmic imperialist.
Who knows.

The balance must be maintained.

Or else....

Or else life wouldn't be as much fun.
That's what else.