Epiphany
I have been touched by his noodly appendage....
Praise be...I have converted to Pastafarianism.
Info concerning His Noodly Self...
For example, a scientist may perform a carbon-dating process on an artifact. He finds that approximately 75% of the Carbon-14 has decayed by electron emission to Nitrogen-14, and infers that this artifact is approximately 10,000 years old, as the half-life of Carbon-14 appears to be 5,730 years. But what our scientist does not realize is that every time he makes a measurement, the Flying Spaghetti Monster is there changing the results with His Noodly Appendage.
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Thanx to the Drunken Lagomorph for the pointer, for now I am saved.
Praise be...I have converted to Pastafarianism.
Info concerning His Noodly Self...
For example, a scientist may perform a carbon-dating process on an artifact. He finds that approximately 75% of the Carbon-14 has decayed by electron emission to Nitrogen-14, and infers that this artifact is approximately 10,000 years old, as the half-life of Carbon-14 appears to be 5,730 years. But what our scientist does not realize is that every time he makes a measurement, the Flying Spaghetti Monster is there changing the results with His Noodly Appendage.
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Thanx to the Drunken Lagomorph for the pointer, for now I am saved.
posted by Johnny Lightheart at 6:31 PM
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