A couple walks into a bar...
el Shrub, the manager is counting the cash in the register, next to Hillary who is tending bar tonight. Cheney is in the back room running a crooked card game, and Uncle Joe Lieberman is working the floor.
The couple sits at a table and says "Give me Liberty or Give me Death".
After consulting with the bartender and the manager (separately of course, they don't ever , actually talk to each other, even though they have so much in common), he comes back with two tall, cool glasses of Hemlock.
Uncle Joe says "The governing counsels of Athens gives this drink 4 stars, we call it, 'The Death of Socrates'...cheers"
The couple sits at a table and says "Give me Liberty or Give me Death".
After consulting with the bartender and the manager (separately of course, they don't ever , actually talk to each other, even though they have so much in common), he comes back with two tall, cool glasses of Hemlock.
Uncle Joe says "The governing counsels of Athens gives this drink 4 stars, we call it, 'The Death of Socrates'...cheers"
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