My Christian youth

When I was being raised by evangelicals I was asked "If you could save the whole world, would you die on the cross and fight the devil?"

Of course I would, I answered...

Which leads, naturaly, to the next question...

Would you listen to the snake and eat the apple? Munch the forbidden fruit that was knowledge of good and evil?

Of course. And then I would take the seeds and flee the garden, and grow more of those juicy delectable fruits.

Do you want one?