Wow, what an imagination I've got...

'cause this just can't be real, rrriiiigghhtt?

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Really, quite an imagination.

Hat tip to feministing.com

Update: HA!!! Storm just saw that a commenter at feministing points us to Contagious Media Showdown, this one is only in 9th place for mock adverts, I gotta see the rest, I believed this one....damn this looks interesting. I am torn by the sheer terror that this was so easy to believe, and the total joy of a great scam, I love a good laugh, and I just had one....