Tripping

If you spent all your time on acid, tripping the light fantastic, you couldn't come up with stuff this strange...

Neal Horsley is one of the top anti-abortion activists in Amerika...here is what he wrote after Eric Rudolph planted a bomb in Birmingham and killed an off duty cop..."The only actual grounds for calling that bombing a ‘cowardly’ act is the absence of clear notification about where the bomb came from. Consider this message to be your notification. The bomb came from the Army of God. And it was not a cowardly act; it was an act of war…People enraged by the war being waged in this nation against God’s children will continue to engage in terrorist actions…"

A lot of Christians are worried about the bestiality connection when they think about homosexuality being legal and all...it turns out all they have to worry about in regards to bestiality is farm boys from Georgia, at least according to Mr. Horsley.... here he is on FOX radio last Thursday night...

From News Hounds (We watch FOX so you don't have to)...
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Alan Colmes: "You had sex with animals?"

Neal Horsley: "Absolutely. I was a fool. When you grow up on a farm in Georgia, your first girlfriend is a mule."

AC: "I'm not so sure that that is so."

NH: "You didn't grow up on a farm in Georgia, did you?"

AC: "Are you suggesting that everybody who grows up on a farm in Georgia has a mule as a girlfriend?"

NH: It has historically been the case. You people are so far removed from the reality... Welcome to domestic life on the farm..."
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Nope...it's gotta be my imagination, this just couldn't have happened, Right? It's a joke, Right?

Now, all this time that the Republicans been talkin' about those Elitist attitudes, I was foolishly thinkin' they was meanin' they thought we had too much book learnin'. Now thanks to Mr. "You people are so far removed from the reality" I know it was that we don't like humpin' farm animals. Who woulda thunk it, Huh?