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Tuesday, May 10, 2005

Recipe for Americana Talibano

You just need a careful blend of Left and Right. Grind them up so that the differences are not as apparent. Add dogmatism in copious amounts, filter out any remaining Liberalis (liber=free). Put a generous "I know what's good for you", and pour into government mug (be careful about the mug though, it leaks, doesn't have a bottom and is prone to tipping over).

And there you go, you have an Americana Talibano. Favorite drink of both Democrats and Republicans.

I was just thinking this as I read Amanda Panda's post I cursed out liberals twice. I may not love Amanda as much as Redneck Feminist, but....it's close.

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