People! Soylent Green is made of PEOPLE!

Or maybe people are made of Soylent Green?

There was a character in a Brunner book that would drop acid, sit in front of the TV watching the news, and periodically proclaim "what an imagination I've got"...

Well....



From the FAQ:
What does Hufu ^TM taste like? Does it taste like human flesh?
Hufu^TM is designed to resemble, as humanly possible, the taste and texture of human flesh. If you've never had human flesh before, think of the taste and texture of beef, except a little sweeter in taste and a little softer in texture. Contrary to popular belief, people do not taste like pork or chicken.

How do you know Hufu^TM tastes like human flesh?
The taste and texture of Hufu^TM are the result of painstaking research and extensive testing in our kitchens. We are supremely confident that our food products would satisfy the tastes of even the most demanding cannibal.
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Impressive, No?

Alas, I suspect there is a joy to ripping out your enemies heart and eating it to obtain their strength (as my favorite historical cannibals do) that probably gives the meat a certain flavour that would be missing here.

Now, for something completely more blasphemous...perhaps there is a market here for makers of communion wafers? Really bring that "eating the flesh of your GOD" thing home to you.


Hat tip to Marginal Revolution