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Friday, April 29, 2005

Presidential Prime Time News Conference: Stories we'd like to see...

President Bush went on to defend his Plans for Social Security (Plans to named at a later date, that is).

He stirred republican souls when he announced "I just can't, in good conscience, wait to see mushroom clouds above the Social Security Administration, I have to step in before weapons of mass destruction are unleashed"

A slightly confused white house official (speaking on condition of anonymity) tried to soothe the press, assuring them that the SSA has no plans to attack the White House.


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