Ding Dong..

THE POPE IS DEAD.

Ok, what is that about the fact that they used to hit them on the head with a silver hammer 3 times to be sure that they are dead? (although they didn't do that this time) What the hell is that?!? Is that where John and Paul got the idea for the song?

Listen...I have it on good authority that this is just a last ditch effort by that ole wart hog in the sky, YAVWEH. As some of you may know, Hunter was spotted shortly after his reported death, elephant gun in tow, hunting that bastard...GOD.

Clearly this is just GOD getting desperate, the pope won't be able to help. Hunters still gonna take the tail and head of that evil beast.

On the up side, this pope did do one thing positive...he forgave Galileo for being right. After only what, 600 hundred years? Damn, those Romans move fast.

Oh...I is back. I is done being sick, I think...and spring is here...ah, if only I could be off hunting Yavweh in the company of Lono, now that would be something to tell you about.