While researching the impact of the ancient Fez wearing Monkeys...
I came across a link, Fez Brothers Ink.
Don't go there. Really, and whatever you do, don't touch the fez.
I warned you.
And speaking of odd links, A stumbled on this through a friends My Space profile....
Ain't Jamama Loves You.
Don't go there either. Really, if you do, I'm not going to accept responsibility. Damnation, it made me laugh though.
Now, about those Fez wearing Monkeys. I've come to realize these days, with all the talk of Evolution vs Creationism, or Intelligent Design, as they seem to call it, (not the same, but they admit the common cause) that many people are essentially ignorant that all culture, possibly everything we are, finds its source in the ancient Fez wearing Monkeys. It was they who built Atlantis (and like wise sunk it, our only clue being a tablet that we have translated as pointing to an elaborate party joke gone awry).
I will be bringing out stories about these most ancient of benefactors.
For instance this gem: I had been aware for sometime that a Fez wearing Monkey was responsible for the "pay no attention to the man behind the curtain" bit in the Wizard of OZ (but not the rest of the story). One of the reasons I was aware of this fact, is that within the Fez wearing Monkey community this was considered the cap to a long and prodigious career. It was only recently that I was able to get the details needed to comprehend.
For those not aware of it, Fez wearing Monkeys are very long lived, this particular comic master was well over 6,000 years old. Apparently this was an ongoing bit of performance art that had started in the middle east several thousand years ago. Where he played the opening lines of this joke on an old Semitic shepherd by the name of Abraham, and has continued throughout the age with well paced interventions, till this final, quiet punchline was delivered. You probably know that story.
Apparently he has retired, honored by all in the FwMc. I hope to interview him for my research.
Well, got to dash now, but I hope to find and confirm more of these tales of the progenitors of modern human culture.
Don't go there. Really, and whatever you do, don't touch the fez.
I warned you.
And speaking of odd links, A stumbled on this through a friends My Space profile....
Ain't Jamama Loves You.
Don't go there either. Really, if you do, I'm not going to accept responsibility. Damnation, it made me laugh though.
Now, about those Fez wearing Monkeys. I've come to realize these days, with all the talk of Evolution vs Creationism, or Intelligent Design, as they seem to call it, (not the same, but they admit the common cause) that many people are essentially ignorant that all culture, possibly everything we are, finds its source in the ancient Fez wearing Monkeys. It was they who built Atlantis (and like wise sunk it, our only clue being a tablet that we have translated as pointing to an elaborate party joke gone awry).
I will be bringing out stories about these most ancient of benefactors.
For instance this gem: I had been aware for sometime that a Fez wearing Monkey was responsible for the "pay no attention to the man behind the curtain" bit in the Wizard of OZ (but not the rest of the story). One of the reasons I was aware of this fact, is that within the Fez wearing Monkey community this was considered the cap to a long and prodigious career. It was only recently that I was able to get the details needed to comprehend.
For those not aware of it, Fez wearing Monkeys are very long lived, this particular comic master was well over 6,000 years old. Apparently this was an ongoing bit of performance art that had started in the middle east several thousand years ago. Where he played the opening lines of this joke on an old Semitic shepherd by the name of Abraham, and has continued throughout the age with well paced interventions, till this final, quiet punchline was delivered. You probably know that story.
Apparently he has retired, honored by all in the FwMc. I hope to interview him for my research.
Well, got to dash now, but I hope to find and confirm more of these tales of the progenitors of modern human culture.
posted by Johnny Lightheart at 1:02 PM
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